Chapter Two: Getting the Boy.

So, as you all now know, these three were destined to..... errr... have a pack. Or, a mini-club. Something along those lines? Anyhoe. Sinister was deemed the hated one for her antics. Mayhem was deemed the princess, and well... Chaos was just.. the kid who ate glue in class. -clears his throat- Well. For now at least.


Chaos was a troubled kid, always laughing at someone else demise and expense. Fitting, to be honest. But the girls didn't like that too much. Only because it was them, that he was laughing at all the time. Ahhh, second grade, brand new school, all three of them were in the same class AGAIN. But this time, there would be no 'nap time' fun. But when the teacher would step out of the class room, it seemed all hell would break loose.


Chaos sat in the back of the room, flipping through the pages of some Hooked on Phonics book. Who was he kidding? The kid couldn't read, he just wanted to look intelligent. >.> Far from it to be honest. Anyhow, the teacher stepped out of the room. All was well and quiet until he realized, two people were turned in their seats and glaring hard at him. He kept his head down, continuing to flip through the pages of the thin text book, thinking it was nothing. Until he lifted his head back up to see the two girls standing before him. One with a bottle of glue, the other with some colored construction paper and a pair of safety scissors. His eyes widened and he swallowed hard. He can't really remember what happened in those few moments before the teacher returned, he just remembers cowering on the floor, face covered with his hands before the teacher started yelling at him. He moved his hands away from his face, pieces of construction paper were glued all over him, even in his hair. Oh dear... he was a giant poster board of sorts. There were paper hearts, stars, squares and EVEN A SNOW FLAKE!? The girls were now seated, he eyed them both with a deathly glare as the teacher took him by the wrist and dragged him out of the class room. He could hear them snickering all the way out the door and down the hall.

He would get them back soon enough... It was just a matter of perfect timing.

Chapter One: The First Chapter

Once upon a time, in a land far far away, just down the road and around the corner, then take another left and you're there. There was three little shit heads who all attended kindergarten at Rollin's Obese Babies. R.O.B for short.
The eldest of the three was a mean little Asian bitch, who was always glaring, then was the boy, sorta like Justin Bieber but better looking, and tougher. And then, there was the little pretty princess who stole the dress ups and horse plushies to play by herself.


The Asian girl and Justin Bieber became friends first, it was more a sidekick thing, Sinister was always making fun of the little ones, and Chaos stood beside, adding the 'YEAH's, and 'Mmhm's at the appropriate intervals. All the while, the princess Mayhem sat out of the way, colouring in unicorns and building castles and playing by herself.

One day, the care taker set them all down on their mats and turned the light off, it was the international meaning of "Nap time, eh heh heh <-evil laughing btw". So anyway, the princess wore her cardboard princess hat thing with a pink blanket, and once the care taker left, Sinister crawled over with the safety scissors, a sinister grin on her face.
Snipsnip pretty tresses of deep brown fell away. Snipsnip then some more. Mayhem sat up and looked at the locks in horror.

"MY HAIR!" she wailed and began to kick and punch the floor, Sinister just gave a bemused look.
"Alright alright, I'll fix it." grabbing a bottle of clag glue, she smothered the white paste through Mayhem's hair before rubbing the girls face in the pile of hair on the mat.
"All good." nodding she crawled back to her mat when the snickering started, both girls looked towards Chaos who was pointing and laughing. Sinister pointed two fingers to her eyes, then jabbed them his way. Chaos's eyes widened before shoving more glue into his mouth.

The foundation of their friendship!

The Beginning.

In the beginning, the world was created, dinosaurs roamed the earth, cavemen stomped around as though they were on the rag. "Me want eat!" Yeah, not that they could talk, who really knows? Anyhoe.. Cities were built, jobs were found, kids were annoying, blahblahblah. But then.. then there were three. The trio. The triad. Th-- well.. you get the idea. God broke the mold with these three. That's right.. it's true, and fate intervened to bring them together. Whether it was by role play, noob'ism, trolling, or just plain bikini car washing fun. Wait.. wait.. I'm on the wrong chapter. Tssss, lets forget the bikini thing was even mentioned and move on.. *scratches his cheek and clears his throat* Very well...

I've brought you all here today to witness the insane and orgasmic fun that is making this wedding happen.... ffs, I keep skipping ahead one too many chapters. That comes later. My bad. *flips through the pages* Ahh, here we go. This... is the beginning of a new era, a new realm of pure madness. And I welcome all of you, to share these stories with me. To pass them on to your children, to your grandchildren, and yah mum. The babysitter will need a copy as well, pass on the link. And.. tell her I want to see that red, plaid skirt again..... Pig tails... those are ni-- oh, right. So, share the link.

Be sure to check back for the first few chapters. I promise, you won't be disappointed.