Once upon a time, in a land far far away, just down the road and around the corner, then take another left and you're there. There was three little shit heads who all attended kindergarten at Rollin's Obese Babies. R.O.B for short.
The eldest of the three was a mean little Asian bitch, who was always glaring, then was the boy, sorta like Justin Bieber but better looking, and tougher. And then, there was the little pretty princess who stole the dress ups and horse plushies to play by herself.
The Asian girl and Justin Bieber became friends first, it was more a sidekick thing, Sinister was always making fun of the little ones, and Chaos stood beside, adding the 'YEAH's, and 'Mmhm's at the appropriate intervals. All the while, the princess Mayhem sat out of the way, colouring in unicorns and building castles and playing by herself.
One day, the care taker set them all down on their mats and turned the light off, it was the international meaning of "Nap time, eh heh heh <-evil laughing btw". So anyway, the princess wore her cardboard princess hat thing with a pink blanket, and once the care taker left, Sinister crawled over with the safety scissors, a sinister grin on her face.
Snipsnip pretty tresses of deep brown fell away. Snipsnip then some more. Mayhem sat up and looked at the locks in horror.
"MY HAIR!" she wailed and began to kick and punch the floor, Sinister just gave a bemused look.
"Alright alright, I'll fix it." grabbing a bottle of clag glue, she smothered the white paste through Mayhem's hair before rubbing the girls face in the pile of hair on the mat.
"All good." nodding she crawled back to her mat when the snickering started, both girls looked towards Chaos who was pointing and laughing. Sinister pointed two fingers to her eyes, then jabbed them his way. Chaos's eyes widened before shoving more glue into his mouth.
The foundation of their friendship!
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